The Real Time Canine II
Monday, October 17, 2011
Dirty Little Secret
This is Indie, and she was a victim of abuse. After being with me for a month or so, she will just now walk into her kennel without coaxing, jump into the truck without being leashed, and enter her crate without food offered.
I suspected she was abused with a shock collar the first time I saw her on sheep. Her stop was just too mechanical, her expression too wary, and she gave ground to my pressure out of fear. I knew who had started her, a San Diego County, so-called dog trainer who is notorious for shocking dogs. The owner called the abuser, and confirmed it after I shared my suspicions. She made this excuse: "Indie wouldn't mind me." Indie was 12 months old at the time.
Now 15 months old, I tried to get Indie to sit up for these pictures, but she is far too submissive for that. It is an accomplishment just to have her jump on the rock. Previously she would have run to hide if she thought I wanted something from her.
Her owner is not responsible for this. He had no way of knowing what would happen when he put her in training. Indie was sent home, with the explanation that she was just too soft to be a sheepdog. She is a daughter of Alaisdare Macrae's Nap.
My experience with Indie is that she is a keen, stylish bitch who is afraid to use her talents. As much as her instincts tell her otherwise, she is more concerned about me than determined on her stock...but she's changing. My experience with her abuser is that Indie was too much dog for her, so she shocked her into submission to make the job easier. In other words Indie was abused out of laziness.
As I work Indie, we do lots of walking, and wearing sheep with much shushing and encouragement from me. She is beginning to come right, but it will be a slow process. I love to watch her run out, because that's where she is least afraid, with plenty of speed, style and scope. Indie is learning her whistles, off balance flanks, and has just been introduced to the concept of an inside flank. I have to be so careful not to scare her.
It may take more time, more patience, many more steps, more sheep, different fields, but there is always, always a better way. Do NOT stand by and watch dispicable individuals abuse dogs, not your dog, not anyone's dog. Do not turn a blind eye, and convince yourself that it's OK. How could you?
Shock collars are what one successful sheepdog trainer refers to as "the dirty little secret," and they are the one exclusion in his return policy on dogs he sells. If you use a shock collar on them, he will not take them back, and he can always tell.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Border Collie Butt
Thank heavens an honest to goodness retailing giant like Nike is finally making a sincere effort to change the paradigm of women's shape. Now if they would only make the clothing patterns to go with it. But to use a Border Collie to further their goal? Now that just hits really close to home, and is almost, maybe, just a little bit too good to be true...and a little weird. Speaking of this butt; "It's a Border Collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales." Well, I just don't know what to make of that, but I find it fascinating that Nike has encorporated 2 huge aspects of my life in an ad campaign, my butt and my dogs. My, what an unlikely pairing, and yes my profile falls closely in line with the one pictured here...without the padding up top. But never mind that.
This woman's butt is also a space heater, and an embassador. What's the difference, do you suppose, between an EMbassador and an AMbassador? I don't know, but I'm so taken with the ad that I'm just going with it. "An embassador to those who walk behind me." An embassador of what, I wonder? EMbarrassment, because that's how I feel whenever I suspect someone is looking at my big ol' C-shaped space heater. And the cute little panties she's wearing? I promise you, she didn't wear them for long, and the first thing she did after the photo shoot was pull them out, I mean off, and slip into something a whole lot more comfortable, like a pair of men's boxer shorts or some cotton Hanes "No Ride Up" briefs, because they're the only ones that cover instead of encroach.
As if women with bodies like the one pictured here would actually wear these circus tents. No, it's just those of us with butts like a Border Collie who must choose hard reality over every man's wet-dream. So, what about those clothing patterns? Because I promise you if I try on Nike sportswear in another retailing giant, like, say Sports Authority, not only will there be too little material to cover my EMbassador, but the pants will have to be shortened by more than a few inches. Well, it's a start. First the lie, I mean impression, that women with Border Collie butts feel comfortable enough to strut them, then fashion follows function, right? I'll believe it when I "C" it.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Ranching versus Reality
More than once one of them has stopped to watch while I work my dogs, and sometimes they stop to talk or comment about the dogs and sheep. I even have one neighbor who used to feed the sheep yard clippings, which isn't the best for them, what with pesticides or fertilizers mixed in. But he really enjoyed feeding my sheep, so for his benefit, I put a metal trash can on his side of the fence and filled it with grain and a scoop so that he could throw out an offering now and then and satisfy his compassionate side. It got to the point where my sheep would run up the fence whenever they heard his car.
This particular morning was no different than any other, and I chose a young prospect in training to accomplish the task of relocating the sheep. Efficiently he gathered them up from the over night pen, hustled them out the gate and down the lane. Once on the easement road, I whistled for him to start them away from the gate, uphill along the easement road, so that I could get to the gate and open it without sheep trying to force their way through and tearing up the gate in the process. I noticed the car that was just starting towards us from the top of the hill and assumed the drive would stop in the name of safety for my animals and wait the 45 seconds or so it would take me to get everyone inside the pasture. I was wrong. She, (yes it was a woman, a 20-something woman,) approached going too fast for our little drive and showed no intention of either slowing or stopping and was now dangerously close to my dog. The sheep I wasn't so worried about. They would avoid the car, but the dog was busy...and very focused. Car...what car?
I thought; "what the hell?" and then I started towards her. I was speaking and in none too nice of a tone, but my words are lost to me now. She didn't care about me either, because next she began to steer around me onto the dirt shoulder and was now headed straight for the dog. And that, my friends, is when I went straight to Crazy-ville. It's a place that I inhabit less frequently than in days gone by, but once I cross that line, I'm in my element. I'm home. I began waving my arms, and pointing my fingers, and screaming obsenities, and questioning her sanity in no uncertain terms. I got her attention and that together with the fact that her little car was not going to fare well at all on the road's shoulder, which is really a berm, made her stop and put up her hands in surrender. She waited until the sheep were away.
Then I went back to the house and happened on an online article from the LA Times called Ranching, Recreation collide in the great outdoors. Similar to my run in with suburbanites, it is the story of a woman and a sheep rancher in Colorado, who unfortunatley collided over their rights, their safety, their recreation and their livlihood. Everybody lost in the collision. Well, all except for the attorneys. I'm sure the attorneys made a small fortune. Read the story and draw your own conclusions, but the recreating woman was mauled by 2 valuable livestock guardian dogs who were killed as a result.
The woman was just riding a mountain bike. The dogs were just protecting their flock, a job they have been bred for centuries to do. The woman moved from Chicago with her family. The rancher has been running sheep in the same area for 30 years. The woman rode into a flock of sheep 1,300 stong and the protective dogs attacked and injured her. The dogs were killed and the rancher stated he will never use dogs again because of the liability. The woman learned that she could not sue in civil court because in Colorado, there is protection for ranchers when a guardian dog bites. So, she and her husband hired an attorney who sued the rancher in criminal court where they only had to prove that a bite occurred.
The judge in the criminal case attempted to mediate a reconciliation, but the woman and her family would not have it. They wanted the rancher punished. The rancher lost 2 valuable guardian dogs, but avoided jail time. He was sentenced to 500 hours of community service and made to pay a $500 fine to charity. Without protection provided by the dogs, the rancher lost 26% of his flock to predators.
Where does our food come from? Are we so used to buying it processed, packaged and stacked neatly on store shelves that we don't know? The livestock industry and livestock as a whole have come under attack in the last few years, but where do you think your next lamb chop will come from? Or your next shearling-lined coat? Or your next set of sheepskin seat covers? If I can't cross the road with a few head of sheep without being threatened by an impatient motorist with a long shopping list and not a moment to waste, what chance does the rancher have?
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Do me a favor
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Enough already!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The "Gold Standard"
In an earlier post I quoted the AKC Chairman, Mr. Ron Menaker, from his 2008 Chairman's report, where he asserts that to stay in business, the AKC must reach out to the "retail sector" and advise them that AKC registered puppies are "the gold standard." I don't know, Mr. Menaker, these dogs don't look golden to me and there were 285 of them rescued by the ASPCA on February 11 from a Tennessee puppy mill, one of the operations that supply "the retail sector."
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
AKC & The Stark Reality
In the September, 2008 AKC Chairman's Report, Mr. Ron Menaker makes the following assertions:
"The American Kennel Club faces enormous challenges in reversing the continuing decline in registrations. Today, we are losing market share at an alarming rate, especially in the retail sector. We are being challenged competitively and financially. The declining registrations and associated core revenues, if allowed to continue, will fundamentally change our organization going forward. Make no mistake, the very future of the AKC and our sport is at risk..."
"Management has been directed by the Board to aggressively pursue all dogs eligible for AKC registration. We intend to reach out, communicate, and educate those in the retail sector as to why an AKC puppy is the gold standard and why they should be registered with American Kennel Club. In achieving this objective we intend to continue to “raise the bar” by vigorously enforcing our policies. This action is essential to protect and preserve our leadership..."
"AKC used to dominate the marketplace. Even places like Macy’s and Gimbels sold AKC puppies. Many pet owners who bought these puppies, and I was one of them, tried their hand at showing and breeding. These owners who purchased their first purebred from a retail outlet, not only added to AKC’s registrations, but those who wanted to advance in the sport, then sought out fanciers to continue their journey."
The AKC solution for remaining in business is to promote registration from puppy mills. It has been well documented that breeding to their arbitrary standard causes disease, misery, suffering and painful death in dogs. So what could possibly be the purpose of this American dinosaur that makes it worthy of such a high price to dogs? The registry simply tracks parentage and does so with the sole purpose of accumulating wealth with resulting power, and delusional prestige.
While the AKC revels in excess, myopic selfishness, aggrandizement and deceit at the Westminister Dog Show, I see its evil underbelly and nothing more.
Please don't breed dogs while shelter pets die. Please make an informed decision about adoption before buying. Please make the effort to train your dog so that it may become a cherished family pet and find a loving, lifelong home.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Does this look like a "Herding" Champion to you?
At the American Kennel Club's, Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show today, this breed of dog won the "herding" group. So, I went to the AKC website to read about its abilities as a working dog. What I found were 757 words used to describe the appearance of the Puli, also known as a Hungarian Water Dog. Not one, single word about the ability to complete a job, any job, let alone a job involving livestock. Here is the "breed standard" for just its head:
"The head is of medium size in proportion to the body. The almond shaped eyes are deep set, rather large, and dark brown with black or slate gray eye rims. The ears, set on somewhat higher than the level of the eyes, are hanging, of medium size, V-shape, and about half the head length. The skull slightly domed and medium broad. The stop is defined, but not abrupt. The muzzle is strong and straight, a third of the head length, and ends in a nose of good size. The nose is always black. Flews and gums are black or slate gray. Flews are tight. A full complement of teeth, comparatively large, meet in a scissors bite." The commentator reported that the the "herding" group judge has over 40 years of experience with German Shepherds. Experience breeding them to a standard? If so, then experience completely unrelated to livestock led him to select this breed as a "herding" champion, and I personally wouldn't want him in the same building with one of my dogs, especially one as large and utterly grand as Madison Square Garden. If by simply glaring and strutting, that pompous fraud is able to determine whether the champion's "muzzle was a third of the head length," let alone capable of a full day's work, then I'm Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Ch Borderfame Signature, The Border Collie in today's competition, won't be going on to "best in show" because it didn't make the cut in the "herding" group. It didn't even place. Even though the commentator described it as the premiere "herding" dog, and the one that best "manipulates" livestock it was beaten by the Puli, a Bouvier des Flandres, Rough Collie and Old English Sheedog.
Clearly, the "herding group" has nothing whatsoever to do with tending livestock. It is readily apparent to me that the only things it does have to do with are money, deceit and self aggrandizement.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Rosettes to Ruin
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
We Appreciate Your Support
My business partner, Nancy, and I are participating in a walk on March 25, 2007 to raise money for a local humane society. I'm sure you have a needy shelter in your area, but we would appreciate your support. I have worked with this group before and they are caring and professional. I worked with them once to obtain donated medical care for a crested cockatoo that had been abused. Peaches spent a couple weeks in the hospital before going to a parrot rescue. Because of his behaviors, he could not be adopted into a home. Another time they cared for a poisoned stray I found running down a busy street. They tried but were unable to save that little girl but she was not scared and alone at the end, like she was when I found her. If your dogs are warm, dry and loved, you and they are Blessed. We have a modest goal of $250.00 so any small donation is greatly appreciated. Every little bit helps and makes a big difference in the lives of homeless animals. Please visit the URL below to make a donation with your credit card.
www.firstgiving.com/coldwellbankercrittercare









